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Tea and the wider issues of life: owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:26:23 -0400

Tea and the wider issues of life: owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT...:

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE…

hebrewguts: ayetheangelking: californialavash: Chicken Tikka...

Tue, 14 May 2013 02:46:28 -0400

hebrewguts:

ayetheangelking:

californialavash:

Chicken Tikka Masala (recipe)

Tikka Masala is a flavorful silky sauce with cream and tomatoes. Warm flatbread is the perfect accompaniment to this rich Indian dish.

Jesus yes.. W/ some garlic naan on the side

my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav

im wishy washy with the naan though

arcanehex: titlefightclub: iu2: Coffee stain portrait by Hong...

Mon, 13 May 2013 01:15:49 -0400

arcanehex:

titlefightclub:

iu2:

Coffee stain portrait by Hong Yi

are you serious

No

"It’s said it takes seven years to grow completely new skin cells. To think, this year I will..."

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:03:00 -0400

“It’s said it takes seven years
to grow completely new skin cells.

To think, this year I will grow
into a body you never will

have touched.”

- Brett Elizabeth Jenkins, December 21st, 2002 (via ch0chalapan0cha)
Seven years to go…
(via effffffffffasinfat)

effffffffffasinfat: ladyfabulous: amusealittlemuse: leonsballs...

Tue, 07 May 2013 18:54:17 -0400

effffffffffasinfat:

ladyfabulous:

amusealittlemuse:

leonsballs:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

U so cute cheetahs.

I love all of this information.

family. #’FRIGGA.. BLOND OF HAIR’#’ODIN.. BLOND OF...

Tue, 07 May 2013 17:56:19 -0400

family.

#’FRIGGA.. BLOND OF HAIR’
#’ODIN.. BLOND OF HAIR’
#’THOR.. BLOND OF HAIR’
#’LOKI.. BLACK OF HAIR’
#SOMEWHERE NED STARK GASPS AND CLUTCHES HIS HEART’

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Tue, 07 May 2013 17:54:15 -0400

marfmellow: SPRING CLEANSE ~ YOUR BODY ~ Yes another post about...

Tue, 07 May 2013 17:52:53 -0400

marfmellow:

SPRING CLEANSE ~ YOUR BODY ~ Yes another post about water lol. But if you really want to cleanse then DRINK, DRINK, DRINK. Here are 8 home made vitamin water recipes to help you keep the water flowing!

1) The classical : lemon/cucumber:
Mix in a pitcher: 10 cups of water + 1 cucumber and a lemon, thinly sliced + 1/4 cup fresh finely chopped basil leaf + 1/3 of finely chopped fresh mint leaves. Leave in the refrigerator overnight before serving.

2) The granite : Strawberry/Lime or Raspberry/Lime
Mix in a pitcher : 10 cups of water + 6 strawberries / 0r Raspberries and one thinly sliced lime + 12 finely chopped fresh mint leaves. Leave in the refrigerator overnight before serving.

3) The digestive : Fennel/citrus
First: infuse 1 to 3 grams of dried and crushed fennel in 150 ml of boiling water for 5-10 minutes. Allow to cool.
Mix in a pitcher: 10 cups of water + lemon juice (put the leftover lemon in the mix) + a small thinly sliced orange + 12 fresh chopped mint leaves + the infusion of fennel seeds. Leave in refrigerator overnight before serving.

4) The antiOX : Blackberry/Sage
Note that a part from the berries, sage leafs is the herb that has the highest antioxidant content.
Mix in a pitcher : 10 cups of water + 1 cup of blackberries that have been very slightly crushed + 3-4 sage leaves. Leave in refrigerator overnight before serving.

5) WATERmelon : watermelon/Rosemary
Mix in a pitcher : 10 cups of water + 1 cup of watermelon cut into cubes + 2 rosemary stems. Leave in refrigerator overnight before serving.

6) The exotic : Pineapple/Mint
Mix in a pitcher : 10 cups of water + 1 cup of pineapple cut into cubes + 12 fresh mint leaves finely chopped. Leave in the refrigerator overnight before serving.

7) The traditional : Apple/cinnamon
Mix in a pitcher : 10 cups of water + 1 cup of apple cut into cubes + 2 cinnamon sticks + 2 teaspoon of ground cinnamon. Leave in the refrigerator overnight before serving.

8.) The zingibir : Ginger/tea
In advance: heat 1 teaspoon of ginger in two cups of tea, let it cool down.

Mix in a pitcher: 10 cups of water with two cups of the ginger tea + 4-5 pieces of fresh ginger cut into cubes. Leave in the refrigerator overnight before serving.

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Mon, 06 May 2013 21:09:35 -0400

commovente: Young couple cuddling as they sit down in a hole in...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:42:14 -0400

commovente:

Young couple cuddling as they sit down in a hole in the sand while others lie around behind them on a hot Independence Day at the beach. Photo by Ralph Crane, 1949.

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Mon, 06 May 2013 20:14:14 -0400

minajes: badgoku14: notxam: badgoku14: new ‘The Sims’ lil...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:47:00 -0400

minajes:

badgoku14:

notxam:

badgoku14:

new ‘The Sims’ lil wayne 2013 DLC just announced by electronic arts and Maxis

hey this is pretty cool did you make it yourself

yes I have 100 drafts full of these ‘a milli’ mashups thank you

im really glad this exists

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Mon, 06 May 2013 19:25:51 -0400

biologytextbook: presses clear button on calculator 12 times

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:25:13 -0400

biologytextbook:

*presses clear button on calculator 12 times*

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Mon, 06 May 2013 19:21:36 -0400

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Mon, 06 May 2013 19:17:01 -0400

nemithine: wenchlatte: thighhighdalish: rurone: zorobro: ...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:15:57 -0400

nemithine:

wenchlatte:

thighhighdalish:

rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

Ingredients (1 serving):

1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature

1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice

1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar

1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)

tiny splash pure vanilla extract

2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)

1/8 tsp baking soda

tiny pinch salt

heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

What she said

@elenilote

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thecakebar: Dunkaroo Cookie Dip

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:08:42 -0400

thecakebar:

Dunkaroo Cookie Dip

“Drogon,” she sang out loudly, sweetly, all her fear...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:05:03 -0400

“Drogon,” she sang out loudly, sweetly, all her fear forgotten. “Dracarys.”